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QotD: My First Boyfriend/Girlfriend

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:55:12 -0600

How old were you when you had your first "official" boyfriend or girlfriend? What was he/she like?

My first "official" boyfriend was in 6th grade. I was 11.
His name was Shawn Winn.
We had some classes together and he asked me out in PE.
He was pretty adorable and he had dimples. He played football, basketball and baseball.
We would hold hands and sit next to each other at lunch. I would sit at the "boy" table so that we could eat together except I wouldn't eat in front of him.
He was my first kiss... it was valentines day of like 99 or something. he got me a necklace and some candy and a balloon. After school we walked out front together and he leaned in to kiss me I kept my mouth closed and he opened his, it was moderately disastrous.
we dated on and off for 3 years all through 6th 7th and 8th grade but we never dated again through high school.
we learned a lot from each other and explored a lot about each other. I let him touch my boobs and kiss me with his tongue.
he let me have one of his sweatshirts with a football on it and I lived in it for about a month.
it was a very young and innocent thing. we told each other that we loved each other but we really didn't. We were just twelve year olds in awkward clumsy emotional stages. He liked to skateboard and he was pretty funny.

My first girlfriend was when I was 18 years old.
Her name was Stefani and we met in college.
we had a class together and I thought she was an adorable little thing.
I was straight and she was very gay.
we started hanging out and it became a little bit obsessive. I had never been around a lesbian. I had never known one as a friend and my feelings got out of control. I had strange feelings for her that I had never experienced with another girl. We fell hard and fast. too hard and fast. we moved in together right away... I came out to my family. everything was a big jumble of crazy.
Stefani cheated on me a lot and I moved to New Mexico to be with her but we didn't make it. because I was in love with another girl.
she was jewish and liked skateboarding and video games. She's a film major and loves animals.

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QotD: Neurotic Behavior

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:52:08 -0600

What's the one thing you're most neurotic about?

Neurotic is my middle name.
Ok it's actually Elizabeth.
But honestly, the amount of things I'm neurotic about is really high. I'm going to talk about this topic off of the top of my head.

The word Neurotic refers to any mental imbalance that causes distress.

When I am in bed laying down I am neurotic about a multitude of things.
If my hair is touching my back or shoulders in any way it causes me great distress.
if the bottom of my pillow hits anywhere above my shoulders. it has to come right there in my neck/shoulder space.
if the blankets aren't pulled up to my neck, over my shoulders I get really freaked out.
if my sheets, memory foam, pillow, or blankets are out of place.
if skin is touching skin. whether it's my skin on my own skin or someone elses skin on my own.
if I'm wearing underwear or pants.

wow I sound absolutely insane.

When I am sitting on the couch and the cushions are sliding out and/or touching the back of my calves. omg.

when I light a candle I cannot just let it burn, I have to push the sides of the wax down to be level with the rest.

When I use the bathroom I have to either pull my shirt up over my stomach or take it off completely.

there you have it.
my top few neurotic tendencies.

Love Heather
xoxo

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Diving into my own destruction

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:23:38 -0700

I'm feeling really distant yet really close to the world.

A little trapped in a box...
I see a image of something better outside of the box.

I'm separating myself while bringing myself together.

It's amazing how my thoughts, feelings, and motives can completely change in a matter of a very short time.

Where did I go?

I'm not sure where I am or where I should be.
Maybe a little.

space.

Now I'm stuck in the web you're spinning...

Sorry I'm not home right now I'm walkin' in the spiderwebs....

I love No Doubt.

I'm planning my escape.

But I still love to wash in your old bathwater.

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QotD: blushes

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 18:35:34 -0700

What compliment are you most often given?

This Question of the day seems a little conceited.
to write a whole blog about your best features. TADA look at me :D aren't I cool?

whatever.

The compliment most often given to me has varied throughout my life.
as a child I was constantly complimented on my eyes and hair.

Growing up, my mother wouldn't allow me to cut my hair and I have very fast growing hair so
by the time I was about 5 my hair was down to where I could sit on it.
I also am blessed/cursed with GIANT green eyes.
I have grown into them by now but as a child my eyes were very big for my face and very noticeable.

Strangers would always come up to me and tell me that I had beautiful hair and gorgeous eyes.

as I've gotten older I've cut and dyed my hair and it's less than fabulous now.
although I lost my hair I've kept my gorgeous eyes and gained style :D

now I am mostly complimented on my eyes.
it's not as noticeable now... people will look at me for awhile and say
wow you have really beautiful eyes.
or Is that eye color real? Ive never seen such light eyes on such a dark haired person.

People also compliment me on my shoes or purses or clothes :D

woohooo
conceited blog.
You love it.

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fabulous

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:48:27 -0700

Here's how it works:
1. Go to www.photobucket.com (don't sign in)
2. Type in your answer to the question in the "search" box
3. Use only the first page
4. Copy the html and paste for the answer

1. What's your first name?

2. What is your status?

3. What is your favorite color?

4. Who is your celebrity crush?

5. What are you listening to right now?

6. What is your favorite movie?

7. Who is your favorite cartoon character?

8. Name an alcoholic beverage?

9. Where is your dream vacation?

10. What do you want to be when you grow up?

11. What do you love most in life?

12. One word to describe yourself:

13. I was born in:

14. My eye color is:

15. Night or Day?

16. Oranges or Apples?

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QotD: Sticks and Stones

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:09:03 -0700

What's the meanest thing you've ever said to someone?

I'm not sure how someone is supposed to come up with the meanest thing they have ever said to someone and blog about it.
Maybe it's just me.
I really don't know what the meanest thing I've said to someone is.
It would depend on the feeling at the time, the way that it affected the other person and numerous other variables.

I can however think of some mean things that I have said to people and the way that it made me feel.

1. Once in 5th grade I was sitting at a table with this other girl, Ashlynn. Ashlynn and I were talking and gossiping and such when all of a sudden she asked me if I like Amanda.
Amanda was the fat girl that everybody made fun of. Our parents were friends and we were pretty good friends but I was embarrassed because the other kids made fun of her and I didn't want to be the friend of the fat girl that nobody liked. I said no.
Amanda was standing behind us... Ashlynn knew that she was and said that to trick me. This instance may be one of the meanest things done to me as well as to Amanda.
Later we became best friends and are still close.

2. I hate you.
those three little words can be the worst thing you can ever say to someone.
It's funny because the almost identical set of three little words could also be the best thing that you can ever say to someone.
I can remember numerous times during my childhood that I've told someone very important to me that I hate them.
My little sister Destini.
Siblings fighting is completely natural.
little did I know growing up that that little girl would grow up and be my best friend, the one that I tell secrets too, we have everything in common, we make each other laugh and cry.
I love her with all my heart.
looking back, the thought of me ever saying to Destini "I hate you" breaks my heart.

3. A few weeks ago I told my girlfriend Mavica to shut up.
...
it seems so insignificant but I feel so horribly about it.
Mavica is such a beautiful and sweet person.
I never want her to shut up.
She deserves to speak and be heard.
and I want to be the one to hear her always.
That was probably the meanest thing that I've ever said to her and I'm so sorry.

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whore.

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 23:43:09 -0700

001) What time are you starting this?: 11:09
002) Name?: Heather Elizabeth Woods
003) Date of birth?: August 28, 1988
004) Sex?: Female
005) Height?: 5'2.5"
006) Eye color?: Green
007) Weight?: FAT
008) Location?: Albuquerque NM
009) Where were you born?: Phoenix AZ
010) Have you ever failed a grade?: nope..but once in 6th grade I got an F in science :S
011) If you have, what grade did you fail?:...
012) Do you have crush on someone?: Yes
013) Do you have a bf/gf?:yes
014) If so, what is their name: Mavica lou.
016) What are you wearing right now?: navy blue abercrombie sweats and a blue new pornographers shirt
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: I'm not married
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: nope
019) Are you a virgin?: no
020) Do you smoke?: no
021) Do you drink?: sometimes. my girlfriend has asian flush...good thing that even though i'm Filipino I dont have it! hahfiasfsldfdgg
022) Are you ghetto?: noway. I couldn't pull that off if I tried.
023) Are you a player?: don't hate the player, hate the game.
024) What are your favorite colors?: Green.pink.
025) What is your favorite animal?: Tiger rawr.
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: no. I have craters on the side of my ears.
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: no
028) Who are your best friends?: Mavica, Sam, Kayla, Amanda
029) Have you ever beat someone up?: in middle school I punched a boy in the face haha and my little sister and I used to get into it sometimes.
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: mavica
031) Have you ever been slapped?: yes.
032) Do you get online a lot?: all the time
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: mostly outgoing. sometimes shy.
034) Do you shower?: never. ok yeah.
035) Do you hate school?: pretty much.
036) Do you have a social life?: haha no. I used to have a raging social life but as of right now... NONE
037) How easily do you trust people?: very....much to easy. unless im dating you... then Its very hard for me to trust you.
038) Have you ever lied to your best friends?: probably
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: probably not
040) Would you ever sky dive?: nowayjoseph
041) Do you like to dance?: YEAHHHHH
042) Have you ever been out of state?: Im always out of state. I dont even know where I live anymore.
043) Do you like to travel?: yes
044) Have you ever been expelled from school?: Nope
045) Have you ever been suspended from school?: Noope
046) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: Im not in a hometown but I want to move to Portland ASAP
047) Are you spoiled?: no
048) Are you a brat?: sometimes.. Im bossy
049) Have you ever been dumped?: no. ok maybe? yes... like one of my boyfriends in highschool dumped me. and Im sure i've been dumped in middle school. i was a whore in middle school.
050) Have you ever gotten high?: yes.
051) What's your favorite drink? red bull
052) Do you like Snapple?: only raspberry tea snapple. I kinda hate snapple now. like I used to go to the orca with my grandmother and grandfather almost every night when I was little.. haha and I would ALWYAS get a Snapple. I think i've been snapple overloaded. the lids never close all teh way and I get STICKY
053) Do you drink a lot of water?: no
054) What toothpaste do you use?: Aquafresh
055) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: Cell Phone
056) Do you have a curfew?: no Im 19
057) Who do you look up to?: I dont know... nobody
058) Are you a role model?: I have a lot of little sisters that love me.
059) Have you ever been to Six Flags?: yesss magic mountain
060) What name brand do you wear the most?: abercrombie, american eagle
061) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: none everyday.. sometimes a bracelet or a necklace, sometimes earings
062) What do you have pierced?: just my ears and my bellybutton. I used to have my nose and my lip.
063) What do you want pierced?: nothing I dont think... I used to be obsessed with peircings but Ive grown out of it maybe
064) Do you like taking pictures?: I do.
065) Do you like getting your picture taken?: if I look hot.
066) Do you have a tan?: in the summer
067) Do you get annoyed easily?: yes
068) Have you ever started a rumor?: yeah hahaha...uhmm me and lacy started a rumor that Haley Cox was pregnant and the father was Larson.... aha only because we hated Haley and I dont know why Larson.... Lacy had sex with him
069) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: I have a disconnected cell phone
070) Do you have your own pool?: a rock pool
071) Do you have any siblings?: 7
072) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: neither. but breifs
073) Have you ever been played?: yes
074) Have you ever played anyone?: haha not really. I cheated on Stefani with my Mavicslove
075) Do you get along with your parents?: no
076) How do you vent your anger?: i cry... and say fuck a lot.
077) Have you ever run away?: when I was 5. all I packed were some toys and a peanut butter sandwich;
078) Have you ever been fired from a job?: yeahhhhh haha god
079) Do you even have a job?: Im a nanny nanny boo boo
080) Do you daydream a lot?: no
081) Do you have a lot of exes?: kinda
082) Do you run your mouth?: when I was young
083) What do you want a tattoo of?: I have a star. and I watn something for mavica. and a tribal on my side..
084) What do you have a tattoo of?: a shooting star on my right foot.
085) What are your favorite flowers?: roses daisies lillys bleeding hearts.
086) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: uhmm... my most recent exgf looks like... a small emo boy. with a lip ring.
087) What does your most recent crush look like?: she's absolutely gorgeous. small, brown hair, brown eyes.
088) Have you ever been bitched out?: probably.
089) When was the last time you bitched someone out? I dont..maybe mavica sometimes when Im angry at her
090) Are you rude?: sometimes
091) What was the last compliment you received?: chelsea told me that I was skinny BAHAHA IM NOT!
092) Do you like getting dirty?: no. I hate it.
093) Is your belly button an innie or outie?: Innie
094) Are you flexible?: very
095) What is your heritage?: Im filipino like Mavica. you can call me Kerann
096) What is your lucky number?: 2
097) What does your hair look like right now?: down...nasty
098) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: probably not.
099) When was your last real heartbreak? like... from october 2006-may2007
100) Describe your looks?: short,fat, brown hair, green eyes......
101) If you had to completely dye your hair it'd be what color?: none. just darker
102) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes I am. 2 years younger
103) Would you ever date someone older than you?: yes
104) When was the last time you were drunk?: maybe like... a few weeks ago
105) When was the last time you went on a date?: with Mavica to frosos..NO to Juno <3 I bought her some treats haha
106) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: give...receive..I dont know both
107) Have you ever given?: yes
108) Have you ever received?: yesh
109) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: Ive tried.. Im not willpowery enough
110) Do you have one now?:no
111) How many rings until you answer the phone?: 3 or you sound desperate
112) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: yeah in hottubs and one public pool haha...thats all
113) If yes, when was the last time?: like... may-junish
114) Do you look more like your mother or father?: mother?father? both
115) Do you cry a lot?:ALLTHETIME
116) Do you ever cry to get your way?: haha probably yes
117) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be? omg. I need all. I want to walk and without my hands I couldnt masturbate AHHH i guess left. arm.
118) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: ?? WHAT
119) Are you the romantic type?:yesh
120) Have you ever been chased by cops?: not really CHASED.. Ive been pulled over ok wait Yeah...when I got my minor I tried to run away haha
121) What do you like most about your body?: I dont.
122) What do you like least about your body?: fatty fatty
123) When was the last time you threw up?: january 21
124) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Brunettes
125) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: hmm... I dont remember. probably white adidas
126) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: I used to.. when I was skinny mini
127) What about cleavage?: YEAhhh I have a massive amount of cleavage EW. I wish I had none
128) Is your best friend a virgin?: no. my best friends lost her virginity to me. HAHA actually both of my best friends did. wierd
129) Have you ever fucked someone up?: no.
130) Have you ever been fucked up?: uhmm I dont know?????????
131) What color are your underwear right now?: none..
132) What theme does your room have?: purple and green.. just a color scheme
133) What size shoe do you wear? 6.5 / 7 ish
134) What jewelry are you wearing now?: belly ring
135) What is your screen name on AIM?: XblinkiechickaX
136) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: yeah who cares. I would pick my nose too hahaha
137) How are you feeling right now?: MY BLADDER IS GOING TO POP
138) When was the last time you were at a party?: like a lonnggg time.. this sumer?
139) Have you ever given a lapdance?: as a joke not like seriously..
140) What do you sleep in?: naked.
141) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: yeah.... my junior year I heard that I was the center of a jerk circle. I didnt even know what one was.. kayla told me the rumor and I was like...whats that? haha nOOOO.. people also make up the fact that they had sex with me when they clearly didnt....(jakefowlerjordanwaterswillvahoose)
142) What is one of your bad qualities?: Im a manipulative bitch
143) What is one of your good qualities?: Im cute.
144) Would you marry for money?: ALL YOU NEED IS LOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVE.
145) What do you drive?: I dont.. an escalade actually haha
146) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: both
147) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: neither. mama I guess.....
150) When was the last time you cried in school?: Im not in school....maybe at graduation... like I was fine and then liz and emma hugged me and i was like AHHHH wahhh wahhh Omgggggggggggggggggggg
151) Do you wear Chucks?: no i wear jacks.. but mavica wears them haha
152) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: yessssssss
153) What time are you finishing this?: 11:42

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Gear Grinders.

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:27:53 -0700

Damn that really grinds my gears.

I have compiled a list of things that actively piss me off on a daily basis. here goes...

Mac users.

Dear Mac users.
You aren't edgy. You don't look cool. you're not different.
Owning a mac computer isn't a lifestyle... It's a COMPUTER.
Macs are not better than PCs.
They're more expensive, and less customizable.
Why the fuck would you want your laptop to double as a Jedi weapon?

2. Scarlett Johansson

I hate Scarlett Johansson.
She was rated #3 on the Maxim hot 100 of 2007 list.
She was Esquire magazines sexiest woman alive in 2006.

I am a lesbian. I am attracted to women.
I would say I must be missing something because these lists are
written by men. BUT my girlfriend thinks that she's hot too.

She looks like she got in a car accident and fucked up her face
and then got injected with insane amounts of botox to cover it up.
... does her face not look deformed and blown up?

Here's an excerpt from another Scarlett hating blog I just came across

"I want you to keep this in mind, because when I say Scarlett Johansson is ugly, I don't mean relative to celebrities. She is a butt-ugly horse-face beast by any standard. Her face looks like it's permanently contorted to what a normal person's face looks like when they're "playing piggy" for a baby. Except it's not contorted; that's her face. I almost expect her to start snorting. Bleah."

Not only do I think this is hilarious but also extremely accurate.
Thank you for taking the words right out of my mouth D:

3. Nickelback.

NICKELBACK SUCKS
follow that link...
enough said.

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Question of the day: In My Handbag

nobody@vox.com(Heather) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 18:31:54 -0700

My handbag is more along the lines of a small duffel bag, I can carry blankets, small dogs, my own personal library of books, bricks, bibles, unicorns etc. but today for lack of something better to write about, Question of the day: In my handbag.

Today in my "handbag"

1. My Wallet
2. The Thirteenth Tale by Diane Setterfield.
3. A receipt for a cosmopolitan magazine from Safeway.
4. A blue Z-grip pen
5. 3 lipglosses

Clinique superbalm in raspberry tint.
Lancome Juicy Tubes in Spring Fling
Lancome Color Fever Gloss in Sunbaked Coral

(all of which I ADORE)

6. a dead Ipod nano 2GB. it works on it's own accord.
I dropped it into the bathtub now it only works on a rare occasion.
I won it anyway playing stacker. the problem is I probably spent about 100 dollars
out of sheer determination to make it past the final row. WOO WOO WOO RRRRRRRRRXXXXXXXX doo doo doo you lose.
god that pisses me off.

7. 2 AA batteries from Walgreens.
8. 4 various hair clips
9. A necklace.
10. an empty bottle of Purel hand sanitizer.
11&12. two gifts from my GIRLFRIEND

Some creepy asian yogurt chew candy. which by the way the guy at the airport security thought was INTENSE. so INTENSE he couldn't even read the label. You are SO cool, this is so INTENSE!
Pandapple earrings :D

13. My camera!

HPIM1717

alright. that's all that's in my handbag.
i could go through the contents of my wallet for you but that would hardly be interesting, not like this was interesting.
have a great day :D

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QotD: My First Boyfriend/Girlfriend

QotD: Neurotic Behavior

Diving into my own destruction

QotD: *blushes*

fabulous

QotD: Sticks and Stones

whore.

Gear Grinders.

Question of the day: In My Handbag

QotD: blushes