Gear Grinders.
Damn that really grinds my gears.
I have compiled a list of things that actively piss me off on a daily basis. here goes...
- Mac users.
Dear Mac users.
You aren't edgy. You don't look cool. you're not different.
Owning a mac computer isn't a lifestyle... It's a COMPUTER.
Macs are not better than PCs.
They're more expensive, and less customizable.
Why the fuck would you want your laptop to double as a Jedi weapon?
2. Scarlett Johansson
I hate Scarlett Johansson.
She was rated #3 on the Maxim hot 100 of 2007 list.
She was Esquire magazines sexiest woman alive in 2006.
I am a lesbian. I am attracted to women.
I would say I must be missing something because these lists are
written by men. BUT my girlfriend thinks that she's hot too.
She looks like she got in a car accident and fucked up her face
and then got injected with insane amounts of botox to cover it up.
... does her face not look deformed and blown up?
Here's an excerpt from another Scarlett hating blog I just came across
"I want you to keep this in mind, because when I say Scarlett
Johansson is ugly, I don't mean relative to celebrities. She is a
butt-ugly horse-face beast by any standard. Her face looks like it's
permanently contorted to what a normal person's face looks like when
they're "playing piggy" for a baby. Except it's not contorted; that's
her face. I almost expect her to start snorting. Bleah."
Not only do I think this is hilarious but also extremely accurate.
Thank you for taking the words right out of my mouth D:
3. Nickelback.
NICKELBACK SUCKS
follow that link...
enough said.
